science has figured out how to open a portal to hell
- alcohol or lighter fluid
- Mix 4 parts powdered sugar with 1 part baking soda.
- Make a mound with the sand. Push a depression into the middle of the sand.
- Pour the alcohol or other fuel into the sand to wet it.
- Pour the sugar and baking soda mixture into the depression.
- Ignite the mound, using a lighter or match.
Oh tumblr, what would we do without you.
“i’m so depressed,” posted the caucasian heterosexual cisgender teenage girl on her blog
“I’m so depressed” posted the person who is clinically depressed and who cannot help their depression despite their privilege because depression does not exclusively affect certain groups.
HAHAHAHAH, PEPPER FREAKS AND NATASHA IS JUST LIKE, “BITCHES IMMA KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF Y… oh fuckin’ Stark. This is going in my report.”
‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’
what if i cut off your left leg
would that make you stronger
Finally the Monty Python fandom awakens
We were never asleep, we’ve just been out trying to find the right shubbery.